The literal thought process of a rapist. Picking victims we’re not supposed to feel bad for.

Well, remember, she’s not “innocent,” so anything that happens to her* is fair game. Meanwhile, there are elaborate but mysterious “vendettas” against him and he’s been fashioned a scapegoat to prevent mudpeople from rioting, or whatever shrill and cacophonous tune he’s whistling.

The problem is how many people agree with him. If your life isn’t perfect, maybe you deserved your rape. Horrible.

He is pretty much like ‘I couldn’t have raped these women, they are not even really human!’ Yes...THAT IS what a rapist would say.

This is not a woman that’s, you know, a soccer mom or someone that’s credible in society.

Oh, didn’t you know? As soon as you say you’ve been raped veryone starts throwing money at you and praising you - not dragging your name and reputation through the mud, examining every tiny move you’ve ever made, and calling you a lying slut. I don’t know what alternative world he’s living in, but I’d really like to…

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

I’d be ok with them interviewing him if they were going to hold his feet to fire a little. Push him on his flimsy excuses and point out the fallacies in his bullshit spiel - like the comment about soccer moms - and I’m down. But a soft touch bit giving him free rein to whine about how sad and misunderstood he is is a…

Also, props to the SVU detective on his own force that helped to put him away. She's a badass.

Where’s the money, then, asshole?

Why the fuck are they even interviewing him?

Seriously. If you’re sending people unexpected Venmo requests to circumvent having that conversation, you’re an asshole.

I’d suggest a person isn’t your friend — and you aren’t theirs — if you aren’t comfortable just saying, “Shit man, I’m kinda broke right now so I can’t really offer for you to drink $20 worth of beer when you come over,” to each other.

HOW DO YOU MICHAEL STEELE NOT GET PAKISTAN ON THE LAST ONE.

Chuck Todd can make or break elections? :(

Normally I would agree, but considering all the supposed “smart” people are doing so poorly, I say he could easily be in their league. Also he probably won’t take it so hard when he gets one wrong.

Self-defense? Are you kidding me? Everyone knows an offensive Odor when they come across it.

His dog’s name is Asterix? That’s excellent dog-naming right there.