After seeing Tejada and Kang get their legs snapped last season, I’m okay with the rule. Screw unwritten rules and “playing the game the right way.”

“Take her to the juicing room”

That just shows how little you know about us True Americans, Alejandro.

Agreed. Acting stupidly inside a stupid system doesn’t make one a genius, and acting immorally inside an immoral system doesn’t make one noble.

I agree with everything you’ve written. Scamming the scam doesn’t make UNC Robin Hood, it just makes them differently awful.

Fuck the NCAA. Sure. Definitely even!

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a Poli Sci grad you say, “Do you want fries with that burger?”

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

Not cool. My unemployed brother was a Poly Sci major

So they studied in a program where the curriculum was a joke? Where they barely attended classes yet still earned a degree?

Dexter Manley approves of this article. It took him awhile, but he finally got there.

It’s already used as a tornado shelter due to no chance of having a touchdown.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

or will he step into the uncharted waters of the Denver Broncos—perhaps after being inspired by an older woman who suddenly drifts into his life?

I am so tired of all the NFL players dating each other openly and having sex with each other before during and after all their matches. I miss the days when a quarterback would marry his favorite football and then stay married to it until the football had sex with a referee and the quarterback had to throw them both…

Logically the only thing that can follow penetration is double penetration?

Sometimes only a few minutes after it was on the way in.

Shots fired.

It’s currently snowing, but I won’t have to shovel. I’ll simply place my laptop in the driveway and let the heat from this take melt everything away.