This is always my thought when someone suggests any “sauce” for popcorn. Soggy popcorn is gross.

I have to assume you’re trolling.

When my wife bought this at O’Hare I really wondered who I had married, then I tried it. Sweet lords its delicious, those I prefer a slightly heavier cheese to caramel ratio.

I’m amazed no one has kicked his head to the moon.

Such a clean swing, that kid is going to be really good and a huge prick.

If I had to guess, I’m assuming that stow-n-go still means the spare tire is in a horrible location and you’re likely to die accessing it? They never seem to include that information in the sales pitch.

Exactly, go ahead and land the knock out, don’t keep toying with me.

Good luck doing this with a volkswagen. Their factory locking lugs are keyed like a bank safe and they discontinue the keys after a certain amount of time.

The best part is her “willing it” to turn, like a horse.

I love how this devolved into IPA drinkers being “beer bros”. It doesn’t matter what style you enjoy, “beer bros” exist. The guy talking about how his super crazy adjunct stout was aged in pappy barrels is just as bad as the 400 ibu guy.

He comes back at the end, when he realizes he’s partying alone.

Such a click bait headline. In reality “out of shape 58 year old had a heart attack at foot race”. The donuts had absolutely nothing to do with the situation because he didnt even make it that far.

I meant the ones in the stands, not the ones stuck on the other side of the glass. In the first video a security guard talks to a guy he pulled off the fight for a solid 30 seconds while another guy is crushing a guy who’s seated

These security guys are horrible. “oh, they’re pummeling each other, wouldn’t want to interrupt that”

My daughter is 2 1/2 and completely aware of who her grandparents are.

This times 1000x. Everyone on this planet was likely a slight burden to someone they aren’t related to at some point during childhood. When did 2 bottles of shitty sutter home become more valuable than human decency.

I sat in front of a couple where the wife read the husband an entire book aloud. I peered through the seats and considered saying something, but the husband looked like he might be visually impaired, and I wasn’t prepared to rage on a wife reading to her blind husband. That is until our final approach when I heard…

I hope this is fake outrage. He didn’t call all other languages slang. He was stating that the british slang is “lorrie” and other parts of europe have their own slang term for a truck.

“I was framed because I’m lazy and packing luggage is too hard - The Blac Chyna story”.

That fastback is so clean. I’ve never drooled over a miata and i’m pretty sure my keyboard is ruined.