this deserves way more stars.

and whoever owns pabst owns the not your fathers distribution rights.

If the first one that came out was called “mike’s hard root beer” no one would be drinking it.

Mainly if someone owns a ton of properties with hotels and such, you’re better off sitting still while they go around the board paying you rental income.

True, but the current generation doesn’t remember the olympic bruce, and Caitlyn is already more famous than background dad bruce.

No, because he fell off the face off the earth before he changed his name. Kind of like mos-def (yasin bey?)

This is listed as a “house rule” in the instructions. The other “house rule” I use, is that you cant accrue income while in jail. Otherwise going to jail becomes a positive thing late in the game.

Heineken ALWAYS tastes old.

Icewater bath is faster, but more effort. I’ve found the most effective way to be the wet paper towel on the bottle, then into the fridge.

Sol is my favorite

Go DIPA or TRIPA!

Close second goes to sixtel’s which are normally more expensive than the packaged counterpart.

Carrie Fisher is very angry.

or a coworker

Little confused on how you’re pinning all the blame on the Mr.

While this may be true, Enterprise totals cars with far less damage than your standard insurance company. Between lawsuits and diminished resale value its not worth it to them to fix dumpster fires.

I worked at enterprise for a long time and a few years was running the maintenance side at the airport. “routine maintenance” flew out the window faster than a G5 if the airport was short on cars. It was a common occurrence to rent cars with dead license plates or ones that were 10k past the oil change interval.

Its actually pretty amazing how many people had this gauge and didnt realize how useless it was. Christmas lights in the a-pillar had a better chance of telling you if the car was lean.

Had this happen with a cadillac srx when I worked at ERAC. The key was in the cupholders, but the cadillacs had the little flap you could raise or lower to make the cupholders deeper and the key was in there. Being a newer nissan, I’m guessing the key was in the slot in the glove box.

You definitely shouldve included Gwar Oderus Ale.