Come the fuck on.

Osaka who?

On this website at pretty much all other times.

3 months to the day boys and girls and babes

This is beneath Deadspin. Tablet doesn’t “have it out” for Salazar by reporting her lies any more than the New York Times “has it out” for Trump by publishing the anonymous op-ed. Tablet’s a good, nonpartisan publication, that did some very important reporting by uncovering that, among other things, Salazar openly…

If you see A.J. on the street, you owe him a fresh donut for believing in that team before you ever did.

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!

2017 NFC Finalist

Excuse me, that is not a pet peeve, that is a bad habi--[eaten by tiger]

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

Just think how much money Nick Denton would have made squashing a Hulk Hogan scandal.

For those of us who gave up on expecting consistent good sports writing from sites like Deadspin (free content appears to revolve around this “sports lifestyle” bullshit; Barstool is the other end of this spectrum) the Athletic is a breath of fresh air. It’s amazing what happens when you pay for content. You aren’t…

And that’s what this guy ADMITS to.

We go to the game Sunday. I’m drinking airplane bottles of whatever I can find. I find my seat in the stadium, watch the kickoff, then wake up with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.

Well played.

It’s be nice if that were true; it’s just simply not. At a equivalent levels of age and experience, men are simply better athletes because of physiological differences. That doesn’t make women the “weaker” sex, but it does mean that in any group the distribution of people of who are better athletes is always going to…

The women on our soccer and softball teams were huge handicaps. They struck out in softball (they were given 5 strikes just for being girls) often. They couldn’t field, pass, or do anything effective. I joined co-ed sports to hang with friends and co-workers but to also compete in something and try to win.

I think the loss of journalism jobs was inevitable. I hate the term “market correction”, because it’s douchey and what-not, but I think journalism employment was a bubble, just like so many other fields. It sucks for the people who built their careers doing NEWSROOM JOURNALISM, but some of those folks refused to…