Now that we've cleared this up, can we please stop having the "pitchers-can't-be-MVPs-because-that's-what-the-Cy-Young-is-for" debate? Pretty please?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Or any college, for that matter.

@Jake Israel: Haha thank you! Mine was shaped like Tweety Bird.

If we're talking about cell phones, 212 is actually not the sign of an old-school New Yorkers. 917 was the first area code being used for cell phones and pagers, and is thus a sign of early New York mobile use. 212 only relatively recently expanded to cellular. Not that facts actually matter in this case; if you care…

@ArkansasFred: ...said Lamar Odom.

So everybody gets one?

Doesn't this just measure the users of OK Cupid?

@Armen Tamzarian: It's so hard to date gynos.

I'm still wondering how the hell he expects to find a room in SoHo for $1400. How cute.

@FauxReal: Ralph Steadman approved this comment.

@usedtowork: Does that make iTunes Krishna?

@blogsarefun: Let's use our PSAT reading comprehension skills and infer that "homegrown talents" is in the context of the current Yankee squad. In that case, the statement rings true: no one is more beloved than Jeter/Pettitte/Posada/Mo.

@Kid Canada: My bad. The display on my crappy work screen makes the hyperlink blue look black.

...formerly buxom Florida State Cowgirl...

@Almightywhacko: Widgets are fantastic. One of the many functional benefits of Android, which should matter more than this cosmetic bull crap.

That this is Android's one "enviable" feature to the author perfectly illustrates what's wrong with the typical iPhone user.

@David Hume: Dude, were you at Jones Beach this weekend too?

@Mike Byhoff: Lincoln Center happened.

Let her "write" whatever she wants, as long as I don't have to sit through her cringe-worthy attempts at comic timing on The Daily Show.

@octasquid: HTC is the company that manufactures the phone which allowed me to customize every inch of its interface back when you were trying to figure out how to jailbreak your phone just so you could put in your own wallpaper.