@theeschwartz: I thought that was near Quahog.

Ironic considering Isner is actually scheduled to play a men's doubles match tomorrow: [www.wimbledon.org]

@RamV10: HOW is he still serving 135 mph?!

@Silent Q: My boss reserved a conference room just for my division to watch the game. Best job ever.

@cutmaclass: (Proverbial) Michael Rock Band, this ain't as well. That would be SICK.

Last Night's Winner: Ron Artest's psychiatrist; everyone in his hood.

@Steve U: +1 for being one of three people who watched The State.

@KryptonZero: Just as that little green robot is totally beholden to Radiohead.

@SOD_OFF: ...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@AraRichards: The idea that she could be there for anything BUT attention is asinine. Really? Wearing the same bra from your music video? I smell a bejeweled rat.

@Hatey McLife: +1 from all those little girls who had to color in their family portraits with poop brown.

@InSinSeer: The fighting Illegals?

@UweBollocks: He learned most of his cutting-edge lingo from the free Bryant Park screening of War Games.

"Everytime a couple gets married, two single people die." -Amy Poehler

Things That Are Not Yet Banned By NFL.com...

@Daniel Brock: Mike O'Malley gives you a +1 for #3.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It is also the plot of CBS's new drama, The Recession.

Are we simply going to let it pass that the assumption here is that Harold Reynolds (or anyone who'd not Selena's shooter) would actually stay in a Days Inn?

@Beer_Fart: What exactly is the issue with having a half percent in the figure? As FavreFAIL said, the numbers are simply a result of polling and statistical analysis and might seem too precise, but even so, this mathematically checks out. A half percent of the entire student populace could still be a whole number of…