@saberspeech: I'm afraid you're never gonna get it.
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Um, didn't this happen on Frasier?
He's a dick, but the Rangers are a better team with him than without. Do we forgo an integral component of past success based on moral objections? This is New York—of course not!
@Rickey_Fitts: You know what's more cliche than a cliched taunt?
@I used to run base like Rickey Henderson ♫ Now I work strai...: From your lips to god's ears.
As a journalist, Simmons's writing lately makes me cringe. Forget the fact that he's a balls-in-the-mouth Red Sox fan; there are plenty of good writers over on the dark side. It's that he's a pandering, rambling, sanctimonious hack that really gets in my grill.
I'm having a strangely visceral reaction to this. As a 19-year-old Rangers fan, I can't seem to stop crying.
Anyone else less troubled by the celebration than the Bud Light these douchebag millionaires are drinking?
I started to write, "How did this dbag get an internship at ESPN?" and then I remembered that ESPN isn't a real news site.
Everything about this article is horrendous. As a sports editor of a much better Ivy League publication, reading this made me cringe, right from the headline ("I worked at ESPN ... and you didn't).
@OttosBrother: Ditto. Plus a lot more scotch.
He's clearly getting his in-game bathroom etiquette from Manny.
@Sports-Pun: So, business as usual?
@EamusCatuli: What do you mean "or"?
Dude, I've been trying to figure out the past tense of "smite" since the Red Sox won in '04.
Come now, Michael. Do you really want to be in the same spit web as Samantha Ronson?
Can't wait until Valentine gets in on this.
I wonder how fast his sperm are.
Um, how about the fact that Cullen Jones became only the second African-American to win a gold medal in swimming? Anybody? Personne?