If Monfils is a dog he is a Labradoodle. Maybe.

“Tube-like”... Better than the usual “tub-like” that I get, I guess.

If Tom Brady is a fancy dog, Kyrgios is maybe a very good and playful 3 year old Lab that already has bad joints.

What is it that I don’t understand about bones?

“he’ll face a rough start”

I was going to complain about you not closing the parenthetical, but maybe the horrible unfulfilled feeling I get reading your post is a good metaphor for being a Jags fan.

I would say where there’s smoke there’s fire but I’m not even sure if you can light a glass candle.

“The problem is the state-backed clubs, they need to be stopped.”

I wonder if the day will ever come when people stop repeating this stupid, by-now lukewarm take. Thanks for reminding me not to ever open ESPN comment sections.

So even if Ole Miss is given the benefit of the doubt with regard to why the private foundation provides the phones (that personal calls aren’t allowed), the other half about NCAA compliance is strange. Would that company actually have to comply with the NCAA in the event of some dumb NCAA investigation?

Yeah but what’s the evidence he drank too much?

Woof

It would have meant a lot to me in junior high to know that short and way to the right could still get the job done.

Smith’s takes would actually make a lot of sense if Smith communicates with his sources by the children’s game telephone rather than by telephone.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

God knows I’m not proud of it.

Not every day can be your Ledecky day.

Hey, who is really distorting things here?

Kinda passed the Buck there.

That screen cap is a Blue Lives Matter wet dream