At least you can recognize something for what it is!

Almost threw me for a loop there.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

We live on a corner with a stop sign. On Tuesday (at 11am!) my wife was stuck behind someone who wasn’t going through the stop sign. When she finally pulled around them to park in front of our house she realized that the driver was receiving a blow job. I guess good for them for kind of pulling over. Not sure if there…

“See! Amateurism does exist! Just look at me!”

There goes Northwestern’s best speed rusher...

That’s a great run. Mario is all about timing.

Does your definition of magical require a wand and a funny hat or are you just a turd who likes to reference how everything was better in some other time?

Only fitting that a stadium funded by a sin tax is backsliding into rubble.

This is actually, somehow, the worst highlight video music.

Thomas’ carrying must look really strange in Chicago after all these seasons of dropping the ball.

Okay

Defensive energy is wyaning.

“It rained all day.”

I think this season is good evidence that Russ can do more to carry a team than Durant ever could do; but, if you imagine just Durant on this team and Russ having gone elsewhere, how many points would Durant have averaged? Would it have been 40?

Is there anything sadder than choosing L(ane) Kiffin when you have the entire world of aliases to choose from?

A culture is what Lacob left in a crevice of the trophy a few years ago.

I don’t know if this article is satirizing hypochondria or just the saddest thing I’ve ever read.

You know what you’re probably not old enough to remember? The only other time someone averaged a triple double.

“Rebound-Receiving Fast-Break-Starting Triple-Double Point God Steals his Teammates Questions Too” didn’t have quite the same punch.