Wolfe: “You said Hairy?”

It may just be me, but it seems like an economic mistake to make the robots poop poop. It’s an economy of resources. If the hosts pass undigested food that food (and liquor) can then be recycled back onto the plates for both robots and humans.

It would have been weirder if Bowles had shared his starting lineup with the lawn gnome.

“I responded to a provocation with another provocation.”

“You can’t quit on us!”

I’m sure Seahawks fans will support him regardless of his decision.

Scary stuff. If the NFL increases the size of crews in Cleveland, I hope there isn’t a turf battle with Lebron’s posse.

Dammit, if you knew his story — his weight issues, his draft position, the way everyone wrote him off — you’d know how hard Draymond had to work to get a leg up on the competition. And now you just want him to drop it entirely?

Hey when you play for the Kings, that is your thrilled face.

It’s a really heart-warming aspect of the buyout clause that Indiana might fire Wilson for player abuse, then (if they can’t get off the hook) really hope he snags a job elsewhere.

“I just be chilling there, act like I’m not doing nothing”

hey when you are used to sheep you gotta get a little violent with it.

It’s a real making lemonade from lemons moment. I never realized that you could make the short end of the stick look so much like a weapon.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Given Norman’s weird fascination with Gladiator and Batman, I’m not really surprised that he still likes playing Cowboys and Indians more than football.

One million per tooth!

NHL has a who is john galt bumper sticker on their PT Cruiser.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Well if you’re gonna just clean lift an entire passage you should at least cite your sources:

I think the most worrisome thing about the idea of benching Dak for Romo is what it would do to his confidence. I mean, he’s a young kid. Could a young kid really go out there and watch Tony take his place and then watch Tony’s back break in nine places on his first drop back and still be the same kid?