I don’t think that the conviction will really change how people think of OJ. Still, not surprising that juice is a problem here.

“which should give fans the shivers.”

Wait, they are competing to see who gets to go Rio?

Geez. If I’m gonna spend 12 minutes with a dog licking ass I’m gonna need a lotta peanut butter.

Tip fouled as foul tip tips tip.

Hopefully in the future history textbooks will have an entire chapter on this summer entitled “Engloland.”

One day you’re the sovereign nation of England, the next you’re just Icelandson.

I’d say at least he doesn’t have work to miss over the next few weeks as he recovers, but judging by the daylight outside I guess he doesn’t live in Cleveland.

Truly an idiot. Illegal hands to the face has been a penalty for a couple years now.

It's not surprising higuain hasn't lived up considering how far over the bar messi has set expectations.

If the cheering weren’t so loud you might be able to hear Dwight Howard knocking on the gym door asking for his player option back.

Well done.

The pitch looks like farmland seen from an airplane window. Didn’t know Levi’s® Stadium was in France.

Little wide of the mark there in retrospect.

Pictured: Client Privelege

Dammit

“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

“There might be a little swoosh on his sweatpants, but nobody’s even noticing that.”

+1 child mistress

skip’s takes seem to suggest a guy who spends more time alone with his haft than his axe.