Still less of a mob, and less screaming, than the Tottenham Chelsea match.

“I don’t know... I mean Tubman was a great woman. She really was an example of integrity. But I don’t know. There’s a lot of rich tradition in Jackson’s legacy.”

Seems like a conspiracy theory pinning the sweat on Donatas. Just some classic shit stirring to work up more sympathy for the beloved warriors. Anyway, I haven’t seen a Rocket work up a sweat yet.

Now just because you feel like a Browns fan is no reason to act like a Colts owner.

If you think Brady and SUPREME don’t belong in the same fucking sentence I submit this for y0ur peyton manning ass kissing self to inspect:

Things coulda been worse for Johnny. If he’d been drafted to another Ohio city he might have fallen off a truck rather than just the wagon.

He walks in beauty, like the night

IMO Chris could really learn something from Kevin Durant here. Sometimes you just gotta admit that it’s not your time to get that thing you really want. Sometimes it’s Lebron’s time. Then it’s Lebron’s time again. Then it’s Pop’s time with all his little buddies. Then it’s Steph’s time. Then it’s gonna be Steph’s time…

Laugh all you want but maybe you should look at a geography book?

Idiot. There is no other basket. The problem was that the shot hit the rim and Marshall didn’t take it back behind half court before making his shot.

This kinda shit is how I know Messi would never survive in the Premier League even if some team like Milan gave him a billion bucks to come.

Hey man! It’s not like anyone ever said a Stan would be rational when he actually gets to hang out with his idol.

Asked after the game why he didn’t dive for the loose ball, Cam said he’s still working on his cannonball.

You guys spend one day at Jezebel and suddenly normal intercourse just isn’t good enough anymore.

It’s hard to fault the guy for not knowing the alphabet when he’s working to improve. After all he did say he was on his way to the ABC store.

I wouldn’t have wasted all that time as a kid trying to learn to juggle a ball if I’d known you can just use your hands.

Man he hit that like it was 16!

Too many b’s. Duly noted.

Shouldn’t be too hard for Antonio to cope. After Burfict he’s pretty used to being rigid.

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.