Are people actually implying football’s popularity is due to a video game, and not the other way around?

There was a guy in my elementary school named Jeff P. Nauss.

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Fucking 2nd amendment. I’ll never know why the founding fathers thought arming bears was such a good idea.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

which is a terrible way to live when you are in your 40s

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

One of the wisest things out of Homestar Runner I ever heard was during a bonus Strong Bad email, when someone asked him when the best era of music was. He replied "When you were 16 to 23".

futuuuuuure...futuuuuuuurre...

Can someone do one of those internet petitions to make John C. Reilly record an alternate commentary as Dr. Steve Brule? I would watch that a thousand times.

this is true cinema verite and should be nominated as an oscar short.

There is a whole lot to choose from, but man do I ever love the guy in the white jersey.

The world needs more dinosaur related things.

I already use those to egg other houses.

I'm waiting to hear about news of such petitions ANYWHERE.

....They grow up to be goldfish?

I'M NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING.