I love y’all, but please do not jinx this by telling folks Abrams has it in the bag. She doesn’t - she has a good shot, but there’s work to be done yet, and I don’t want a repeat of last time.

to everyone trying to pin this on the left getting “””””more violent,””””” know that a 66-year-old white dude from the part of Illinois that’s not Chicago is not part of the demographic cohort that’s been talking about punching nazis.

It’s the compè and you can’t stop mè when I join forces with the scroll-a buttonè

Here’s what really blows my mind: Any half competent group of people would, in the face of mounting evidence and consensus, accept aforementioned, just to establish some sort of plausible deniability - like, admit Russia did something, but maintain they did it purely of their own volition and they knew nothing of it…

Hey, Cards Against Humanity is only as shitty as the people playing it.

Maybe they’re teasing a format jump to an anthology program, with the question mark and the lack of any real ties between the promos; Black Mirror is all the rage right now, and almost everyone I’ve ever asked enjoys The Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents and Creepshow and the like.

Yes, but we’ve not seen those stories, and you’re claiming not only that they do exist, but that they’re so egregious that they make some hick leaving a disabled woman on the side of the road despite the fact that it was literally his fucking job seem justifiable, so the burden of proof is on you. You can’t just say…

> posts defensive comment roughly to the effect of “NUH UH, YOU GUYS DO THIS TO US”

Fuck you, guy; I couldn’t mouth off at your kind when I was a fundraiser for the local PBS affiliate and dudes like you would call me a communist and threaten to blow my head off with a shotgun (actual quote), the least you could do is fucking give us a tow. Trust us, we’d rather deal with literally anyone else, too.

I’m going to outline what you just said:
Bernie supporters are big on free public (and only public, no one’s suggesting forcing private schools to go tuition free) college and single-payer healthcare. This would mean that you view healthcare and educations as “stuff,” and not a social necessity like most sane,…

Thing is, you’re failing to correct for one extremely important variable - gay people aren’t actively hostile to Christians. All the examples you named centered around someone actively lording an element of a group’s disenfranchisement over a member of said group, at which point the issue falls more under the right of…

I’m so going to store all my records and movies on one (maaaaybe two) of those things and store the discs, a reader/playback machine and a crank generator in a bunker in the hopes that future civilizations will find it and be utterly baffled by Monty Python and Mr. Bungle.

“[Kevin Smith is] successful at podcasting”

Holy goddamn. That's fucking absurd.

Hey here's a thought if you don't want to be that cracker-ass douchebag slamming a black woman to the pavement on camera over nothing, just don't do that. Don't stop her for jaywalking, don't demand ID, basically just don't do anything that that dumbfuck did.

Wrong place and time but Shadows Fall is actually kind of really good. Their guitar player's in Anthrax now, too.

So try two 12 year olds as adults because you think they might be lying about being fucking insane. That's the definition of an idiotic, subjective standard (I.E. the kind you can't use as a legal base because it's both stupid and subjective).

Because we need our thirst for vengeance sated, dammit! How can I trust the criminal justice system if it's not throwing the idea of rehabilitation to the wind and focusing simply on satisfying the bloodlust of John/Jane Q. Public?

Hey, the actual city of Atlanta is cool. But, for the love of god, stay out of the suburbs.

can you leave sooner?