Everyone else has effectively covered all that is problematic with the premise of the club in and of itself, so I'm going to focus on what I think is the other important issue with that video:

A squishable. Literally any squishable.

I can't say this type of thinking doesn't irk me a little bit. Yes, you have a point, and we need to be working on ending the rape culture, but it just kind of bugs me that there are people who would see me as a potential rapist simply by virtue of the fact that I'm cismale in a world where rape is still a thing. It's…

Listen to every piece of advice your sister gives you because she is invariably fucking right.

I'm willing to bet you're one of those really, really pretentious douchebags who dresses like you're an extra in Mad Men and refuses to listen to rock music or any of its subgenres on the grounds that it's not sophisticated enough for you and your oh-so-interesting persona. I'm honestly kind of disappointed in you; I…