6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

It’s already out.

In my opinion that franchise has never recovered from that decision. No this is not an overreach.

+1 pair of crab legs.

Kraft explained that “ ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it. Not ‘free.’

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape? It costs plenty of $50 increments to look this good.

Another question I would have is can second circuit just say “lol, nfl you Cray. GTFO with this appeal. You’re wasting our time” and then just dismiss it? And yes, that it legit legal talk.

Pack up the comments section on this thread, we’re done here.

Hey he sold that house!

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

I thought these CFB previews couldn’t get any worse. And then he said he felt for Urban after seeing the pizza picture.

Fuck Ohio State.

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.