Hey! How about a courtesy NSFW next to that hyperlink that takes you to a page starting with “Here are the Penis Pics”. That should be fun to explain in a few hours.

Phelps would try to eat the baseball even though it’s practically his size.

Despite everything I heard I still went and saw it this afternoon. I was hoping that everything I heard was just wrong and everyone was an asshole. I had been looking forward to this for a long time but no. It’s not good. I’m not willing to go as far as saying it’s terrible but it’s not good. Save yourself the money…

Easily the worst I’ve seen.

Ahhh what you did there. I see it.

Belk Bowl 2.0

THIS STUPID THING! And paid to have it rush shipped because I just had to have it in two days. Cost me like $85 for two when it was all said and done. There’s a reason infomercials are on right after last call.

Ryan Grigson looks like a sleaze

Blake Sims, who went on to have a very forgettable year

Raise your hand if you’re surprised Auburn is cheating...

We usually have one or two that can’t make it out of 12. We just throw an iPad in their chair and FaceTime them in. Problem solved.

Yeah you’ve clearly never done a live draft. It’s one of the more exciting things in the year for me.

Well of course the Indians won. Look who picked up the W.

Yeah. That dude’s thumb is totally gone.

I don’t see the big deal here? Someone correct me if I’m wrong. Dude was driving a damn Bentley not an Altima.

They had one fun pick – David Wilson – and his neck dissolved.

Unfortunately not. Saw a dude on Facebook I went to high school with just last week with it. I immediately unfriended him. Mentioned it to some of my buddies and they all said they knew at least 1 person with it.

In a scary realization, it hit me that Dave Grohl / Foo Fighters are going to be the equivalent of these musicians for the next generation of crusty old white men. They haven’t released anything memorable since the early 2000s either.

What company logo has been tattooed on the most people? My vote is the Nike swoosh.

All I cared about was seeing Griffey baseball on here. Thank you, you’ve solidified my childhood.