I clicked on this solely for the piping hot KOL takes. As usual, you didn't disappoint.

Also, JUAN PIERRE FINISHED TOP 10 IN AN MVP VOTING?

Had no idea he's from Alabama. So there's that.

Mark Brunell - Any actor plus midol

Wait...what?

No joke. This is highway robbery.

No joke. This is highway robbery.

It's a piece of wood with a cord on it. Why the hell would anyone pay $50 for that?

It's a piece of wood with a cord on it. Why the hell would anyone pay $50 for that?

I don't know how else to put it other than this is the most badass thing I've ever heard.

Is this a good GoPro deal?

As far as GoPro deals go, how is this one?

As far as GoPro deals go, how is this one?

Wait, does Baylor really have a guy named Deng Deng on their team?

Where do we stand on class rings?

If there's ever been a first ballot hall of famer, this is it.

Damn.

When asked about retirement Orton responded:

Why the hell does Birmingham, Alabama have the Buffalo - Green Bay game? Seriously I live here and cannot tell you one reason for it. I WANT JOHNNY DAMNIT

Jordan's kid could have beat Lebron in one on one by that point.

Can Alabama have this guy?

Server is awful. Everytime I get on I have to start MyCareer over because for some reason it's all online integrated. I sent them a ticket asking for a refund and of course I never got a response. WARNING do not waste your money on this trash game.

6 CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY!!!