Had no idea he's from Alabama. So there's that.

Mark Brunell - Any actor plus midol

Wait...what?

No joke. This is highway robbery.

No joke. This is highway robbery.

It's a piece of wood with a cord on it. Why the hell would anyone pay $50 for that?

It's a piece of wood with a cord on it. Why the hell would anyone pay $50 for that?

I don't know how else to put it other than this is the most badass thing I've ever heard.

Is this a good GoPro deal?

As far as GoPro deals go, how is this one?

As far as GoPro deals go, how is this one?

Wait, does Baylor really have a guy named Deng Deng on their team?

Where do we stand on class rings?

If there's ever been a first ballot hall of famer, this is it.

Damn.

When asked about retirement Orton responded:

Why the hell does Birmingham, Alabama have the Buffalo - Green Bay game? Seriously I live here and cannot tell you one reason for it. I WANT JOHNNY DAMNIT

Jordan's kid could have beat Lebron in one on one by that point.

Can Alabama have this guy?

Server is awful. Everytime I get on I have to start MyCareer over because for some reason it's all online integrated. I sent them a ticket asking for a refund and of course I never got a response. WARNING do not waste your money on this trash game.

6 CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY!!!

The pulled pork burger is actually pretty awesome.

Is it bad that I just sent him a connection? Maybe the "ARod Corp" is hiring. It can't be sketchy at all.