Ha. Beat me to it.

"What's a concussion?" - Rodger Goodell

Amateurs

Amateurs

Oh that makes me sad...I always pose the question if you could hang out with one person for 24 hours, nothing sexual or anything. Just someone to go do stuff like bowling and play mini golf with and DG always tops my list. Snoop Dogg is also up for consideration.

No Dave Grohl = All Credibility Lost

Oh see I had no idea...if that's the case we need to get that thing to Canton ASAP

GRONKception

Aaaand it's a Reebok jersey. Can't he at least get with the times?

Tacos or burritos? Why?

Still not as high as Josh Gordon

Thank you so much for this. Even more reason to hate Chipotle and their shitty shitty food.

His IG bio is A man on god's mission...

"Likely a concussion" yeah I'd say so...however Rodger Goodell might not.

She took more than the fifth if you know what I mean.

Or maybe just don't eat Sriracha since it sucks?

Don't worry. Someone will get this guy $100,000 for the publicity.

Great read and great work. At what age do you see Miggy becoming a full time DH and does history show his stats dropping off considerably with the move to DH? I mean Papi seems to get better with age.

Francona is an awesome dude. As a Red Sox fan I still hate the way we shoved him out. Although the end result hasn't been terrible. His book is fantastic and you need to read it if you're into that sort of thing.

Even stranger is that the women's head coach at South Carolina and swim coach at Johns Hopkins made the list. Like what?