@Denver: Dude you seriously need to take a deep breath and relax.

@ivan256: You should consider the possibility that some things you don't find important actually are.

@Steven Callas: They can still add as much protection as they can and be total dicks about it. The new exemption only means that if you manage to defeat the protection, they can't claim it's a copyright violation.

@Denver: Movie theaters are not within their rights to violate federal law.

@slosha69: There are thousands of TV shows that predate HDTV.

@PatTellier: He's hoping nobody will notice it's another Photoshop hatchet-job.

@Pink_Panther: Since iOS 4 runs the same iPhone apps, it is most definitely not a "clean slate".

@JACrazy: Fucking magnets, how do they work?

@Dezerus Richardson: It's also funny how a MacBook Air was hacked two minutes after Tipping Point started the Pwn to Own contest a couple years ago. @FriedPeeps, do not try to suggest that Macs are invulnerable.

@Kerry R. Bailey: You'd have to either jailbreak or pay AT&T $20/month for the privilege.

What about the other 9%? If you kill only 91%, then the 9% that survive will become the new 100% and the antibody won't affect them.

Love the rolls of TP dangling over the wheel. It looks like it can be used for rapid deployment to roll someone's yard on the go.

@fragMasterFlash:

@SuperGerbil: I thought they'd show more bars too, but instead they're going to show less bars.

This reminds me of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a creature so mind-boggingly stupid that you can escape certain death by its tungsten carbide Vast Pain claws by wrapping your towel around your head: it thinks that if you can't see it, then it can't see you.

@antpwny: I was about to say the same thing.

@redman042: Reminds me of another rudderless ship known as Sony.

To be fair, the timeout in question was only 10 seconds and it was probably unrealistic.

Bitch, either put some clothes on that child or get a real privacy fence. Google's done nothing wrong here.

@jdlynam: Go ahead and leave, your whining isn't going to make Gizmodo stop.