I wanted this way before the last two seasons we got.  And bonus points for utilization of Eddy and the Cruisers “hit”

The more I see of this, the more I wish we were just getting another season of Scream Queens instead.

That “Bizzaro zombie apocalypse survivors” bit was done in Shaun of the Dead.

Motherfucker DID ice skate uphill!

I must say, going from Cotton Mouth to motherfucking Blade himself is a serious upgrade.

“New MCU announcement....”

I hope that Wesley Snipes plays the villain.

Ed Sheeran?  Imagine Dragons?  The Weeknd?

I’mma watch the shit out of this, but where the hell is Tom Skerritt? You could set your watch by that man’s haircut.

I was hoping for a Bichon Frise.

But... that just looks like a regular Earth dog.

Set phasers to “Who’s a good boy. Who’s a very good boy?”

MOTHERF**KERS THAT DOG BETTER STAY ALIVE THE WHOLE SEASON I’M WARNING YOU

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

I go back and forth with those facebook friend requests. I get one from my former bullies every now and then and I think, “Am I still holding this grudge?” then I say, ‘hell yeah, if this request didn’t come with an apology, fuck them.” 

Here’s how you to respond to Mean Girl, and your message will show up in her regular messages because she requested you. (I tested it once.)

OMG HOW DARE SHE?

I’ve heard this woman is now getting harassed online by Beyonce’s fans because how dare she lean in front of Queen B for a few seconds! People are terrible.

Bill’s daughter, Thea Preston and Ted’s daughter, Billie Logan

The Archie and Sabrina comics are at a crossroads... and for some reason, that top image made me think of this...