A mural in the bathtub???

Lifelong Jersey resident here. There’s a couple things to know when it comes to shore people / parties.

Where the FUCK is Herb when you need him?

But did you know that her father was John McCain? Did you???

I heard there were all kinds of Andre 3000 with flute and Jason Segel sightings in Philadelphia, hopefully they use the city well (instead of The Irishman where you can tell exactly where in NYC was standing in for Philly at all times).

Waah-Tang Clan

+1 for The 37th Ball Pit

Wu Tang Juniors
Kids of Wu Tang
The 37th Ball Pit
Nu-Tang Clan

Wu-Tang Babies

I was at this Vulture panel and Steve Guttenberg showed up as a surprise guest, because his episode is the best. He graciously accepted praise for “Diner” from Ken Marino (inspired him to start acting, no big whoop). Then I spilled purple Planters Punch on my pants, not related, just laundry complaining.

Tribalism. White dudes love to help young white dudes because of the white dude tribe, er, treehouse, that no one else can be in unless you’re willing to show them your bra and then they might let you come up the ladder only part-way.

What is it about seeing a white guy that makes employers give him gobs of money for no real reason? I don’t get it.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

But let us also talk about Naomi:

I wanted this way before the last two seasons we got.  And bonus points for utilization of Eddy and the Cruisers “hit”

The more I see of this, the more I wish we were just getting another season of Scream Queens instead.

That “Bizzaro zombie apocalypse survivors” bit was done in Shaun of the Dead.

Ed Sheeran?  Imagine Dragons?  The Weeknd?

I’mma watch the shit out of this, but where the hell is Tom Skerritt? You could set your watch by that man’s haircut.

I go back and forth with those facebook friend requests. I get one from my former bullies every now and then and I think, “Am I still holding this grudge?” then I say, ‘hell yeah, if this request didn’t come with an apology, fuck them.”