#PerfectCasting

God damn these electric sex pants.

It’s the virgin reference for me. It kills me.

Questions that Adam Levine wanted to be asked:

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

There were no winners in that video, but the conscious attempts by people on the left to crucify these kids without making proper reference to everything that led up to it, show their biases, not the kids.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Ugh, white people are the worst...

This is a clone.

It’s because of the metric system. They wouldn’t know what a dickwad is.

Nice touch Marvel.

I think it’s really cool how Marvel spent millions of dollars making a fake trailer for a new Spider-Man movie when everyone knows Spider-Man was killed and turned to dust on an alien planet.

Hearing the ‘66 theme song in the music put a smile on my face.

Looks like Happy is about to be.

Ted Cruz is busy having an intern (probably named Blaine or Yates) furiously Googling “Simspons quotes liberals burn” so he can get in on the action.

... and his wedding night.

We don’t have to imagine it. That was his 2012 campaign motto.

Period sneezes are the absolute worst. It’s a gamble every time!