Whenever Goldblum and Jurassic Park GIFs are mentioned, I immediately think of this:

Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis can add some funk to this situation.

“No turbans for Ms. Talbert!”

I know for sure that he only likes one person: himself.

Footage from when the bill was taken:

Damn they created a special lower third and everything? I’d think the Teaparty movement’s font of choice would be Comic Sans?

He was updating his “Easy D” profile on Ashley Madison.

Will no one think of the women who work in schools?!?

I’m just waiting for her to come out with a spectacular “tell-all” book that she “wrote” at some point.

This isn’t featured in the whole trailer, but let’s not forget “Sweet Child O’Mine” @ 1:25

Kanye West will do his Kanye Best to get some Kanye Rest.

I think we’ve reached (sunk?) the Uwe Boll at this point.

My husband went to school with intestines gal, so I’m always aware when she’s in something. I’ve seen her on Big Lots commercials (she was the exclamation point) and on Girl Code on MTV.

“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

That’s a campagin I’d be proud to work on!

I was hoping she’d do something more like this:

I was thinking the exact same thing! I was going to post that along with this GIF...but you beat me to it :)

I’m not surprised. I watch this show because it’s soothes me, the countryside shots...the calming voices...the sweets. It’s like the equivalent of a white noise generator.

I keep reading it as shitlap.

Right! I forgot and/or blocked that out of my mind. That wins.