OMG. Yes! I either forgot about them...or tried to block it from my mind.

It wasn’t so much the age difference, it was more the fact that she was 18, barely out of high school, and he was almost 30. I think that’s what got me.

Yeah I thought there was a huge age difference, too. I was telling my friend “He’s a grown-ass man.” And then I looked up his age. He’s 3 years younger than me. Sigh.

Me and Mr. Waytogeaux call that move “The Boot Scoot Boogie” in our house. I usually have the same reaction as well...

Why have I never seen this before? I have so many questions...starting with that toilet...

They say that like it’s a bad thing?

Didn’t you know? They drive around in white vans asking kids if they want candy while subtly subverting their patriotism.

All the stars to you.

This one sums it up pretty well...

Anyone who is anyone sages their kitchen for demons. Because we all know what happens when you don’t...

I’ve never heard it called Shark Week before but, I will be calling that henceforth.

It’s one of the funniest noises I’ve ever heard:

And a soundtrack by Beck instead of ELO.

G-d Xenu made me for you...

Deadpool and Spiderman often fight together and it looks like people get them confused...

• If this is the case and you refuse to slide over, the person sitting next to you has every right to assume that you are a sociopath or serial killer.

Potomac fever? Is there a prescription for that?

I thought the exact same thing when I read it.