Much like Highlander, there can only be one.

I miss my Sassy subscription.

He totally holds more potential. Mainly because he knows all about the events that lead up to Vader’s death and that he still choses to embrace the Dark side.

I don’t think Phasma is dead. They put her in the trash compactor but as we all know from Episode IV that you can get out alive if you have the means...

My only issue is with The Grinch pajama pants. I mean, at least stay on point with the green fictional character you’re emulating. Can’t they be Yoda pants?

I always think it’s much worse when people abuse exclamation points. If everything you say is ended with !!!!!! Then I’m going to feel like you’re not being sincere either.

I meant that I agreed that puppies shouldn’t be treated like “consumer objects”. I want dogs to go to loving homes as much as the next girl.

I totally agree, I just meant that this is a different level of shitty.

It’s a baby, not a puppy or a sweater. You can’t just change your mind and try to give it back.

You’re referring to the LL Cool J/Brad Paisley travesty “Accidental Racist” (I fixed the title)

The “e” at the end of Shoppe lets you know it’s fancy and legit.

Take it away Frank...

I’m sorry to hear that :(

Smart move. I’m not friends with her on Facebook anymore and it's probably better that way.

I guess I was naïve? We had been friends since 6th grade through college and I wanted to believe that our friendship was stronger than that.

I had one that made me feel that way with her boyfriends. When she had one, I didn’t really exist. When she was single, I’m the one she called.

Him foregoing the Teleprompter made me think of this:

When I was very small I ran around shirtless because my brother did and I didn’t want to feel left out. My mother is from Europe and didn’t seem to think it was a problem.

I’m not sure if Frodo can handle any more Kardashian news...

One Kardashian to rule them all, One Kardashian to find them,