Who needs puppies when you have Jake Gyllenhaal?

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I want to know exactly what being in the "Police Ice" entails.

@waytogeaux: *bit

@Neon.Wonder: Nope I don't either. That outfit looks like it was in the dryer a wee but too long.

Second photo: Can I haz alieun car & cheezburger?

Nicole: "If I could just break out of these leather pants and pink scuba gear and be free, like all these bubbles..."

It looks to me like she kicked the bronzer or as it's known by it's street name "Ochre Horse"

@FourInchHeels: Don't forget Talbots

@haguenite: Lil Kim and her lawyer would totally agree with that:

Tattoos with anyone other than your name, your children's names, or in memory of someone is always a no-no.

@ineffable.me: Yeah that blue, pink, white, green, etc..floral mess makes me think of really bad hotel comforters, you know the ones that match the drapes...

"I'm a cowboy....on a two-wheeled horse I'll riiiiiide..."

@jenndavo: Techincally she's wearing white during Memorial Day. But it's still god-awful. I'm surprised she didn't paint her nails white to match.

Where have the other 2/3 of his Mariachi band gone?

So that's what the opposite of a loin cloth looks like. Glad that got cleared up.

@TwiceShy: Only if there were rainbows and ice cream to accompany it.

Wow! I thought I'd never see the bump. I was almost going to put it in the same category with unicorns and UFO's...people say they're out there but has anyone ever seen them?

@TriedandTrue: @jenalicious: One mesh cowboy hat and we're there!

"Now it's time on Sprockets...we DANCE!"