@andBegorrah: i think all that math would hurt his pretty little head, no?

@CrazyRatLady: Agreed. Dina Lohan, Joe Simpson, Jaid Barrymore, Kit Culkin, Gary Coleman's parents...etc.

I diasgree, that video is terrible, i couldn't get past the fact that they obviously doubled her vocal track because her voice isn't strong enough on it's own. Do. Not. Want.

@misssgolightly: I will totally back you up on this. Between this clip and this:

Her eye color is freaking me out...it matches the backgorund so well it's like there are two empty holes in her head...

@layladylan: I remember that episode. I remember when her bf asked her if her implants were going to be "big enough to live in" because their dreams of a house were over.

@ldq32: I saw that pic and the first word in my head: Dynasty. That or Dallas.

I can't believe that he said that these horses have it better "here" (living in a barn, cooped up) than "in the wild."

weird, when i saw the thumbnail before the jump, i thought it was josh hartnett ... they're all interchangeable aren't they?

@tscheese: i giggled when i saw this, too. i think it was her expression that got me.

@MyBoxIsADiva: He's at the Speed Racer red carpet. Looks like the 2 guys behind him are supposed to represent Speed Racer and his character Racer X.

Where's Marty and/or Doc Brown?

I used to be able to talk for hours on the phone when I was in high school...college even. But now I text/myspace people and order my pizza online. I'm glad I'm not alone with my hatred of the phone...

Haven't they shot this cover already?

Yeah it looks like there's a cat sleeping atop his noggin. Maybe that's what the leash is for...

that's all we need...her and "pretty boy" wentz to spawn and make the ultimate super-douche.

@lisaraine: That comment actually made me snort.

Oh that poor little girl, how is she supposed to escape this? The TV coverage totally sealed her fate. That creepy Sears family portrait doesn't help the skeev factor much...

For a moment there i thought peonies was ponies. That gave the sentence that came after it a whole new meaning.

@tell Dolly Parton again: Depends, am i eating a bag of Doritos at the time?