have you seen the streets of this city

He’s a little try-hard with the no-name models. I believed the relationships were real back when it was Gisele and Bar, but these days it’s almost like he’s got something to prove.

To be fair, he also gets a lot of blowjobs from female models. I don’t pity him too much.

I have an issue with his “talent.” I think he’s overrated and seems to only pick Oscar bait movies. It’s pretentious and desperate.

Daniel Day Lewis over Tom Cruise any day. They shouldn’t even be in the same sentence.

If Gladiator can win Best Picture then Leonardo can win Beat Actor for this.

I was so set to type something serious about how you don’t need dialogue to act, and then I scrolled down and saw the author’s name. Bravo.

Of course the Oscars are super serious. Old White Guys are giving their opinions, everyone dress up and shut up!

Exactly. Why do we even care about Oscars any way? The minute they are done each year, practically everyone goes, “Wait, who won what this year?” Almost no one remembers any of this. So, what does it matter.

The Oscars are consistently hilarious to me. They’re so damn self-important.

The acceptance speech will be pretty great, but unfortunately they’ll start playing the “get off the stage” music after only 3 people have been mauled.

Yeah, I was going to say I just saw a great wordless performance by Robert Redford, and I doubt this is better. Mostly because I just don’t like Leonardo DiCaprio’s squinty face.

prediction is: Bear win the oscar and will give best acceptance speech ever

I mean at this point I want him to get the oscar so he can stop giving stupid interviews for his campaign. Like someone asked him about why there were no women in The Revenant and he said, “Women are the most persecuted people, more than any race or religion”

You can’t give it two thumbs up or down, because you don’t have thumbs.

I know half of this is sarcastic, but if Robert Redford couldn’t win his long-deserved acting Oscar (he’s got an honorary Oscar for creating Sundance and a Directing Oscar for Best People) for All Is Lost, I don’t see why Leo deserves it here for doing the same grunt-y, wordless male surviving inhospitable nature role.

I don’t get DiCaprio. At all. While he’s by no means a terrible actor, the blowjobs he receives from (mostly male) critics just mystify me. And then there’s the endless profiles insisting this beady-eyed, bloated manchild is hot? PS, Titanic sucked.

Oh, Bill. Silly ol’ bear.

I’ve seen the trailer in theaters and cannot understand what the fuss is about. It looks like a horrific story, that would make a person feel like “holy shit how much more can happen to this guy” and half the time you can’t tell what’s going on because it’s shot outside with barely any lighting.

But the Academy likes people who get all ugly and dirty their roles!