Hair pulling? :0

You rock so hard, girl;)

Not leather. Polyester. Whattsa matta wi you kids?

really bad polyester. c'mon..... you know: that stuff made out of crude oil, that people lived, sweated and died in during the 70's, 80's and,,,,NOW:/

I am mentally shoving my foot into there laughing mouth holes (and I hope they don't get dental).

That tune would make a nice intro to a Bond film

Am I the only one who thinks she is seriously "skinny fat?" Is that still a "thing?" Because I stopped exercising a year ago, and now I am too: all knees and elbows, but squishy-like :/

“doofy." Love it. Man stuff is funny. I so enjoy going over to Adequate Man and reading endless threads celebrating "junk" comedy.

Sarandon needs to go away. She fucked Bowie for 3 years and was all like “no big deal.”

Please don’t make me. And I love you. Don’t DO me like this. please.....

Oh stop with the TBF. BTW, THANK YOU for spelling it out. I am loving you (despite the weird wrinkly parts that reduce your speed) and will keep following [stalking] you.

I officially began missing "things" before I was born.

Excellent, as usual. Dudes never around when you need them.

THANK YOU for the virus warning (but I know that kinja is infecting me as I write). "Dead weight." I still cannot believe that I'm sorry that "god" was such a moron that he did that to you guys. Oh F-it. It's the least of MANkind's worries. Go forth with drawers that seriously "hug" you. We all need more love.

OK. But Que limpia tu casa?

Of course he does. He is being petulant because.....? Suck it up Bobby, or flail in Mark or Pinkham’s wake.

Mmmm. Cost/benefit analysis = how much would it cost to 'freeze' a few 'boys' vs. Cha Ching now, but change my mind later. Nah. sell one if your house is about to foreclose. Otherwise...... I want to know more about "tablet viruses," because I am an Internet Virgin but still get Infected on the regular.

Now that I know for certain that you are a dude, I will ‘follow’ you earnestly. We NEED more dudes here.

This HAS to be a joke. I still have a perfectly healthy and functional uterus that I am happy to sell to the highest, most desperate bidder. PLEASE.

I love you. Stop being "logical." I have it on the 'down low' that dudes hate having to wear this sh*t.