I love how you define yourself. Not “I’m a man” “I’m a transgender of color” “I’m a construction worker” but “I’m a dyed in the wool progressive”. To those who can’t spot the difference, 3 of those choices refer to individual conclusions a person came up with about themselves, and 1 choice refers to blindly following…

Montana, where the constitution is still holding out. I think if I need a stinger missile or an anti tank mine I can grab one there and take it home that day.

boo hoo, you jumped the gun on your snark and lost. Now you have to get the last word in to try and convince yourself that you're not a halfwit. I’m done engaging you.

Yeah you should. Because I'm bitching about nosy pizza drivers. Anything else came out of your ass. The original letter may have said something about stolen cars, but that's not on me.

yeah all you drones keep talking about a car, I don’t know what that has to do with my comment. shouldn’t you be at a Hilary Clinton rally or some shit?

Pizza guys calling cops on weed smokers is muy fucked up. That's a large % of your customer base, and in Cali a dude with legal med access got his fucking kid taken away because of some asshole papa johns driver reporting weed smell with kids toys in the yard. Fuck papa johns.

there is no what if, the last real star wars movie was released around 1983. None of that 90’s enhanced shit counts either. Not that I’m that invested in it. Just get a new idea Hollywood.

I very rarely see a subway with a drive thru. Is that a health thing? Like get your fat jared ass out the car?

I have no home internet and this fucking this is now useless to me. I was able to pirate some wifi for the initial setup, purchased 8 games, but that 8th one (GOW Ultimate) says I need a system update. OK so fucking load it like PS3 always did. Oh but it’s not on the disc you have to have xbox live to get the update…

why do you constantly write about this shitty little car? I only read the one where you went through shitloads of trouble to import the crappy little sentra looking thing. And the fucking cursor is where the letters are supposed to come from mr comment box

How about you do a section on methods used to make a little extra pocket money for the evening? At a Burger King I worked at it was like designed from the ground up for the DT cashiers to “run skim”. First, all the drivethru orders came into the kitchen over a speaker so you pay the kitchen staff 20 bucks each to…

right? The dude side of this is like, if I can’t poke you I sure as fuck am not gonna torture myself by voluntarily being in your presence.

just assumed lance was a showbiz molestation casualty. I remember on “The 2 Coreys” they obliquely were talking about the fact that haim introduced Feldman to so and so and Feldman didn't forgive him, I got the distinct feeling they were talking about a chester. Plus A and E biography of the coreys had a guy on there…

wendy Williams
is right up there with kris jenner and hillary clinton on the likability scale. For people you don’t know personally. I consider myself a good judge of character and I wouldn’t give these women the time of day. Mother/Pimp, not only for her 3 kids who were already whores and too late to change, but she…

i’m sympathetic to trans in general ( I guess- I bear them no ill will but I don’t go out of my way to support them) But bruce jenner is deserving of no one’s sympathy. If he had kept to himself instead of forcing his whore wife and whore daughters on us with the 24/7 media saturation maye i’d feel different. One…

early adopter? I got mine a year later system $29.99 and 8-10 games $5 each at a Toys R Us "we can't get rid of this crap" clearance

can you reveal who these idiots are? they need a little well meaning ass reaming twitter style

I don't get it, jezebel is now "the slot"? that seems counterproductive

Ann Landers said it so it's gotta be true. A shy dude asked how to meet chicks and old abbie told him to talk to overweight girls for practice, they'll enjoy the attention.

Cheap steroids from former soviet bloc nations allow ANYONE to define their look. Just do your post cycle therapy to avoid bitchtits (industry term) and extended clitorii