for me it’s more about proportion than width or weight- if they are thicker as long as that hourglass lines up I just wanna motorboat some buttcheeks

don't they have helmet mics??

fast food was fun. Burger King especially because after 4pm everyone was crooked and in on the act.

yeah that’s it! Some dude took it REALLY seriously that Hogan went bad. MY local newspaper had a free wrestling tip line that said the hulkster was the 3rd man, and NWO sting was a fake, so I was sort of in on the joke.

Dude I have seen some things... a guy charged the ring during a WCW Hulk Hogan match and Hogan wound up and NAILED him with the trademark Big Boot To The Face.

white boys... white boys... white boys...