And that’s still the closest Minnesota has come to a championship since.

The Instrument.

I’m not sure if you’re familiar with -30 degree temperatures or not, but I can assure you that nobody will be “wandering around” anywhere, if they can help it.

Karma.

Maybe I’ve just been unlucky, but that is definitely not the experience I’ve had.

The Vikings played a few seasons outdoors at TCF Bank Stadium, between the Metrodome being demolished and US Bank going up.

These lures make it so that, so long as you’re in the right spot, only the legendary fish will bite them.

How do you only have one uncompleted side of a Rubik’s Cube?

If you’re really just trying to watch the film, load up a Playground session.

This is the worst take.

You realize that you fucks said this EXACT same shit when Favre was about to retire for the first time, right? But no, every franchise lucks into a generational talent at the most important position in sports immediately after your previous generational talent at the most important position in sports just left the…

My Switch’s storage is filling up much faster than I had anticipated. I’ve gotten too used to buying everything digitally since I have 3 TB of storage for my Xbox One.  That, and I’m lazy and impatient.

Did.... did Stacey spell his own name wrong?

“63,000,000 million people”

Is JOing a secret library term or something? Jerk Offing? Why isn’t it J-ing-O?

I managed a BWW for a number of years that I’m not proud of, and the price of buying wings has gone up directly with the cost it takes the restaurant to acquire said wings. If you think restaurants are getting the wings for a penny apiece and jacking up the price 100-fold, you’re mistaken.

No!!!! Butternuts!

I still play Rock Band regularly. I was one of the suckers who bought every single piece of DLC that was released for a good year and a half when the game first came out (which, back then, was anywhere from 3 to 20 songs a week). Every once in a while I’ll check the Store for anything new that might catch my eye, but…

Impressive computer skills for a 4 year old!

What the fuck did you think it was?