I don't think I'm going to take cultural prompts from the guy with a comedy special named "The Fartist."

I know I'm a fuddy duddy, but if your name is Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein, your music probably ain't for me.

"You said crepes twice?"

ABC -
Always
Be
Corpsing

C'mon, everyone knows porn tapestry is where it's at.

"Hey bartender, Jean Ferretti needs a refill!"

My wife would wholeheartedly concur. She has no interest in my occasional rewatching of Major League, except …

Son, nobody likes a quitter.

I … wait, what?!?

Oh, I completely agree. I don't think he was, I'm saying that perhaps the fear of being told that by someone stops men from doing it.

I used to be a huge Family Guy … uhh, guy. But when the show turned more about grossouts and bleeps, I paid more attention to American Dad and was rewarded with what I think is consistently the funniest animated show on TV.

*retch*

My son loves these things. I think they smell hideous and taste even worse. And, why wouldn't you just PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR DAMN POTATO CHIPS!

Yep, and our viewpoint is just as valid as yours. She sucks.

Perhaps the others were afraid of being accused of mansplaining.

You could also toss in that her Twitter feed was full of "white people be like" jokes and a specific call to her followers to attack someone well before any of the Ghostbusters stuff. This is not to excuse the outpouring of racist crap she faced, just that some of her surprise at it seems a little disingenuous, and…

Not actually pictured: a funny black woman.

It also helps Holliday was 5-5 and Pat MacAfee would have been fined for leading with the helmet now, but still a big hit.

And Bourdain seems like such a likeable, down-to-Earth guy, right?

If you don't enjoy Triple D, I think you might kind of an asshole.