I agree. So delicious, but I feel like I'm eating The Island of Dr. Moreau.

I highly recommend sleeping on the Spicy Potato Soft Taco! I have a bed of 40-50 of them and they kick the crap out of any memory-foam pillowtop, and as a bonus you get to smell like the grease trap on a food truck!

We're positive you'll love them!

"People who can actually sing and play their own instruments? Nah, fuck that noise!"

Well played, 21stCenturyPeon. Well played.

Montreal Genius
Ottawaterworld
They Shoot Whitehorses, Don't They?

The chip bag is empty?

Who are you and how do you know so much about my dick?

I specifically seek out Jack In The Boxes on the off chance they are still using kangaroo meat.

Vastly underrated band. Also, Doug & The Slugs.

I actually Googled it. GOOGLED IT. Because I couldn't figure out how Treach could have been involved in that deal.

I'd accept a couple of takeaways of fish and chips and an autographed picture.

I am very curious as to how the hell you would know that.

I can't buy one without singing, "I've got a BONE AIR for a donair!" in my head. I've yet to get anyone to accept it as their slogan.

Was he wearing a shirt?

A friend of mine, Kevin Shea, was the promotions guy at MCA when the Hip really exploded. He said he and Gord used to talk hockey all the time and it was those conversations and the writing of "Fifty Mission Cap" that spurred him to write "Barilko: Without A Trace", which I consider to be the definitive book on the…

And the awesome thing about that? It doesn't even go to the Ontario government! They sold it to some Spanish company, which always makes me wonder - why is the OPP patrolling it?

I'm not the biggest Tragically Hip guy in the world. I didn't grow up
in Canada, and truth be told, as a young and stupid college
newspaperman I panned a Hip CD I received to review, flummoxed by the
specific Canadian references and whatever the hell a fifty-mission cap
was. (I did, however, enthusiastically endorse…

"Did you just say big meat?"

Good to see Mickey Rooney getting some work.