Why in the hell can't anyone just hire voice actors? Gosh, I bet Kelsey Grammer will be wayyyyyy better than Billy West or Jim Cummings!

"Morrissey seemed to be having a grand, old time …

Laugh not, my daughter swears to me one of her rich friends has a fridge with a Twitter account of its own.

If you have something that essential is the same notes, and then sounds damned near exactly the same as the original artist, how do you prove you didn't steal it?

Does anyone else see the simple solution to this?

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

If we're referring to the Mercury Marquis, better on one than in one.

And wrasslin'!

I'm not doing it languidly.

Everyone deserves a chance to be anally funny.

I do. I still listen to that album at least twice a year, and it still burns my ass that people weren't willing to give it a chance. FFS, if Don Was was willing to produce it, it's not shit!

"We're not trying to reach Junior Samples!"

The A.V. Club

Murphy and Sullivan said if they win the suit, they plan to use the proceeds to fix their home, then spend any remaining funds on their joint quest to attain John Boehner levels of orangeness.

Yeah, I get that, and I suppose if his wife is as onboard as he says, I should shut the hell up. I'm viewing it as someone who gave up a career because I wanted to be around for my wife and kids.

I did read the rest of the interview. I just found the explanation you just quoted lacking. I don't think I've ever heard someone tag himself as an absentee father because he was away for work.

Oh, THIS will end well.

I don't really want to hear anything more until he clears up the "absentee father" tag he's given himself.

Buick made those, right?

Mine is Manuel Hung.