I can easily imagine Donald Trump pulling open his boxers every morning and yelling, "AMERICA BALLS, YOU'RE UUUUUUGGGGEEEEE!"

If that was on Cinemax, Nessie would be naked and banging some barbed-wire arm tattoo guy Co-Ed Confidential style.

I have not looked at this piece nor read the comments, but if the Robin Hood song and "Bare Necessities" are not 1-2, I'll eat my hat.

I love that they couldn't be bothered to CGI the cat going up AND down on the pull-ups. Must have been the fat paycheques they were writing FOR NON-VOICE ACTORS.

It's the gift that keeps on giving! Thanks for the hangover AND the cirrhosis!

Only in the US. *sigh*

Sean Yeaton, file under: Seems to REALLY need to get laid

Dude, Jerry Fisher forgettable? I beg to differ.

Any song that puts the trombone out front for at least a few bars gets my vote.

Is that like the diabeetus?

That should have won the Academy Award for Best Picture that year. Fuck you, Shakespeare In Love!

I feel like this might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said about Sasha Baron Cohen.

So, a standard Tarantino movie then?

I have been watching The Critic again, and I am shocked my six-year-old daughter finds it just as funny as I do. I just hope Jon Lovitz doesn't start hitting on her.

Even Mark McGrath's mum doesn't illegally download Sugar Ray.

Wait, I had something for this. Damn it!

Agreed, although as far as YouTube stuff my daughter watches, they aren't the worst, which just highlights how fucking terrible everything on YouTube is.

I'm hooked on "Watch The Stove." It's not my bag as far as musical styles go, but damn, I'ma be bumpin' this in the minivan tomorrow. That's how the kids talk, right?

You, sir, are a culinary genius.

Man, also in relation to this - have you ever heard of "Captain Nice?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…