Lancelot Link would like a word.

It took me a second - I thought you were referring to him being stuck on "Boy Meets World."

I was preparing for "NAGGERS."

Not my favourite cartoon … but it's getting closer. Peridot cracks me up.

You made my daughter LOL - good on ya!

You're thinking of Elvis.

So you're saying there's a problem if my poop is already bright red?

Again.

Horrifying. Funny, but horrifying.

I'm pretty sure "Sandbag" is Kathy Griffin's nickname.

Carlos Mencia wasn't there, but he plans to do almost exactly the same thing next week.

She called for a limo, but wouldn't pony up the fare.

HAY, that'll be enough of that!

Art is the boy who lives down the block!

I hope you mean GILFs. MILFs are so 2009.

Banana! Banana banana banana!

Lacks Matt Damon.

I … that was masterful, dude. You are indeed worthy to use that avatar.

Can you show us on this doll where Phil Collins touched you?

I'm pretty sure the album Radiohead is considering releasing this month for tax purposes is titled Throwing Dogs In An Ocean.