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The_Hoser
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Blasphemy!

Pink eye is all the rage this year, my good man.

Okay, does your job at least allow for drinking beer, smoking or horning it up? If not, you owe someone a refund.

Someone needs to proof this - the words "Sandler" and "coherent" are way too close to one another.

This award should have been handed down by Doink climbing out from under a table and suplexing Denton.

If you drank beer, smoked and horned it up, that was money well spent.

We aren't?

There's so much self-loathing going on, he can't even duplicate it with himself.

Please find a copy of "Easy Lover," listen to it and then jam it up your ass.

"Lifting Up The Skirt Of The Night" really needs to be covered by Michael Bolton.

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie!

A.V. Club

And now … Driving Miss Daisy

Staggeringly cretinous

I once had a girlfriend tell a federal employee at the Arch in St. Louis she planned to hijack it. He was NOT amused, especially after I asked him what the hell she could possibly do - maybe demand he fly it to Cuba?

Umm, the sex was Bubba and his then-wife's idea.

So, every other article?

But not pederasty.

They are also both delicious.

I don't think you understand the word "enjoy."