She should be ashamed of appropriating anthropomorphic lion culture.

The city, or the smokeless tobacco?

Rob Van Dam was in Gravity Falls?!?

I just heard a certain Muppet mumble "Fuck you."

"Rodney, we really need you in this film, and plus, it's not like your career is really taking off."
"Hey, I'm no doorknob, either!"

Because even Rodney Dangerfield - he of the sterling track record for fine films - looked at that script and said, "Hoo boy, I woudln't even respect MYSELF if I did this!"

The A.V. Club

The A.V. Club

*checks off "Junior Samples" as best example of race-car driver turned comedian*

That show would have been much improved with stuff bursting out of people's chests.

A tuna melt. A tuna melt always beats a hug.

She's got two big hits?

The Gary Busey hat trick!

In my head, I laid that line over the gloom and despair song from "Hee Haw." I was very confused for a bit.

I am a grown-assed man who saw that movie when I was 11 or something and I STILL find myself singing that song under my breath sometimes.

Will, thank you for including this here. I agree it probably didn't belong in the interview, but given the discussion upthread about his personal problems, I am heartened to read this exchange, and I hope other people find it and perhaps take it into consideration.

Captain Jew Albano.

Or possibly Colonel Angus.

Wow, I thought it was some sort of reference to the handjobs mentioned above. I'm sorry to see I was wrong.

Almost got me to spit hot chocolate on my iPad. Almost.