It's good to have something to look forward to in life.

No matter your thoughts on the series as a whole, you must give respect to the Swedish Chef breaking it down.

Shallow and pedantic.

Thanks for that, and it also led me to 15 minutes of Paul Lynde, which is never a bad thing!

I hate Communist Illinois Nazis.

That's some true Vogon poetry right there.

Jesus, I am DYING over here.

That's "FOOOOBAWWWW" to you, pal.

Say hello to the dumbass who was banking on CJ Anderson this season. Thanks, Gary Kubiak!

That is likely to be me at the popcorn stand.

Doesn't look THAT terrible to me. Of course, I'll watch Robin Hood: Men In Tights if it's on, so I wouldn't trust me.

Said no one outside of a drunken karaoke bar ever.

I'm betting having a tattoo of a poorly-drawn school bus on your arm would be an even bigger deterrent.

It's what happens to Dale when his pal drops the E and the Viagra at the same time.

So, I found a video of her badly inserted into an Andy Griffith Show episode. Was she purposely trying to look like Laurie Metcalf in Uncle Buck?

I prefer the Alex Haley/Devine crossover, I Shit On Your Slave.

Why are all these pages stuck together, and does anyone really read JUGGS? The articles are fantastic!

I'm curious - what is the "entertainment value" of faking people being impaled on poles?

" …it premiered to the hoots, hollers … of festiv(e) … audiences!"

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