One of my favourite new restaurants (a strictly grilled cheese place) got its first bad review a few weeks ago. Rather than flipping, the owner put it on the chalkboard outside: "Liz on TripAdvisor says we're 'Tacky and Redundant!'" It's actually what made me walk in the place.

I don't get it. The guy has busted his ass to get where he is, by most accounts is a nice guy and seems pretty damned down to earth. Don't think he's funny? Okay, I'll disagree with you and ask you to watch him with Seinfeld in "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee." But all the hate? *shrugs*

Dibs on the T-shirt concessions!

If you haven't read the thread JC linked, do so. Amazing study in comment sections.

Damn it, screw that and get busy making more Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee!

Jesus, I am DYING here. COTY. Also, we talkin' about practice!

I read that as apoplectic at first, and then wondered if you could in fact be just pretty apoplectic.

Damn it. When you're right, you're right.

I have the same problem with your boobs.

And it's my weekend with it! Look out, ladies!

This is an unlisted wall!

Man fucking?

"The 2015 edition of Vacation … stone-face and mirthless … LOL!"

"Crikey! This dingo of a movie stole me heart AND me baby!"

"Frank Stallone ("Barfly") gives an explosive performance!"

You couldn't put that on a Clinton biography.

Hey, that's MY morning jacket!

This is both brilliant and makes me wonder how many manhours were lost composing it.

This sounds like the pitch for a FOX sitcom starring Steven Wright and Bobcat Goldthwait.