I tried to read that, but I was too busy hitting myself in the balls.

Curious - could you link to some of your writings? I agree with you (for the most part) and would like to see more.

DOUGHT DOUGHT DOUGH DOUGHT DOUGHT DOUGHT

All that sweet, sweet Kim Possible cash.

Are there Muppets you wouldn't have sex with?

That's not backing it up. That just makes you a dick.

It's pretty much just "Fuck him," I think, with no qualifiers.

I cosplay as Peter North.