If Kane was in attendance, it could've been the residue of brimstone and fire from hell.

Santonio had to like the feeling of being aloof and light-headed.

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?

Well, at least Iverson is being called out by a guy with a system that's proven to win lots of NBA Championships...oh, wait...

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: No, they're a bunch of guys who did work for the GM Plant before being unceremoniously forced to take buyouts.

I think it's safe to say Civil Negligence has indeed "put the bisket in basket."

In recognition of the giant WWF (screw the World Wildlife Fund) banner that is dominating Deadspin's homepage, I nominate Vince McMahon.

Why is the Golden Girls theme song pounding through my head after reading this quote?

I know I'm well late on this thread, but anyone who cuts off Ernie Harwell while he's giving an interview in Detroit during the All-Star Game is disapproved of. In fact, it's beyond disapproval. Put Eric Byrnes' ball-fetching dog in the booth instead of her.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: As does Bret Michaels

@Gourmet Spud: I'm waiting for the accompanying Mike Nifong book, "If I Falsely Prosecuted Them" to be published by the North Carolina State Bar Association.

I had no idea LL Cool J really played professional football. Turns out Any Given Sunday was more accurate than I originally thought.

@bigredgambler: Through hell, fire, and brimstone, I don't think Jim Ross references ever get dated (used by anyone).

@Desean Jams It On The One: He should sue Joey Harrington for throwing every pass to him 6 inches of the ground forcing him to dive and break his clavicle. Twice.

Lee Elia doesn't agree with mocking Cubs' fans. He knows they're a group of highly intelligent employed individuals.

@Jefferson Short Bus: I'll go +15 if you can find a way to incorporate a Blue Blazer quote into this post.

@MattMillenFanClub: Being one of the ten highest paid punters in the NFL has to be analogous to being one of the ten highest paid backup catchers in MLB.

Based on the degree of arc on the bill of that cap, I'm guessing Bonderman is his favorite Tiger.

Every day the accomplishments of Nate Newton lose just a little bit of their luster.

I'm more disturbed that The Post seems to think dumping an NFL receiver for Joe Francis is moving up in life than I am with the lack of future romance between Kendra and Baskett.