The only newsworthy stolen property involving Baron Davis are all of the paychecks he's collected while in street clothes.

Everybody knows how Mike Vick gets down.

In Charlie's world, salad has got nothin' on his mutton.

In Bartolo's deepest hour...

She probably spent about as much time in her life as a Jew as she did as a respectable tennis player.

Age don't lie.

Better Daulton than Kruk. I'd rather hear ridiculous boasting about drug consumption than about cheeseburger and doughnut intake.

@Carmen McFanzone: I don't think Kevin McHale would work for a no-name coach like Isiah Thompson.

I'm just waiting for someone to get violently ill from a box of Flutie Flakes at this point.

My favorite point in this picture is definitely not a numerical score.

@Roto_Tudor: And the Crusades...

@racistmascot_inc: It's a play on Buzz's rant from Costas Now. You can guess where my vote is going.

I don't need to mull over anything. This whole SHOTY tournament is dedicated to cruelty and I refuse to partake.

@KissMeImAmish: Or insinuates his quarterback may be gay and drink cosmopolitans?

I can handle the redesign. What I can't handle is ending a sentence with a question mark immediately followed by a colon. I hold Deadspin's grammar in too high regard.

@Browns(+69) @ Braves: He is Locutus of Bronx.

What I really want to know is what Michael Phelps' diet is like. Maybe NBC can tell me...

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Andre Rison's arsonist ex-girlfriend issue is child's play to Mark Ingram.

@Jefferson DArcy: Derrick Mason appreciates you're leaving him off of this list.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Maybe this type of activity is how Brady Quinn really hurt his thumb.