Over/Under on number of times ESPN uses "Go DJ" on their highlights the next month? I'll be modest and say 19.

It's only a matter of days before Millen attempts to bury the hatchet with Jr., only to be rebuffed and result to calling Jr. a fag.

He should have plenty of time to sharpen his Halo skills now.

The only time I want to see Al Davis as the subject of a post is if he's having that vagina removed from his neck.

Can we edit Marv Albert into this video dropping a "YES!"?

I think the title "Dropping Deuce" should be taken from Dylan Stableford and given to Andy Roddick, based on his propensity to choke away any close game and the fact that he might have shat his pants in the course of those two double-faults in the fourth set last night.

Good thing the White Sox have a durable insurance policy in Ken Griffey, Jr.

@Nacho Friendly: If that were really her, I'd think she'd be hanging out at Ruben Patterson's birthday parties, rather than Andray Blatche's.

I don't think anyone on that guest list impresses me as the cougar in the background of the picture with her breasts about to escape the restrictions of that dress.

What can Jerry Remy do? He just tips his hat to Dustin Pedroia and call him his Daddy...

Shouldn't the Saints return to the Meadowlands for their season's home opener?

@Whitey Fisk: I'm not going to lie, I bet Jenn Sterger's distaste for reality TV kinda turns Brett Michaels on.

Parcells is just a Lenny Kravitz fan.

Curt Schilling in a guest interviewer role.

@Babcocksure: "Where there's smoke, there's coke" became a popular 2003 Spartan Football tag line that season.

Jeff Smoker can tell you firsthand how fun the college football season can be.

"Shitty Wok, you want some shitty chicken?"

@Mr. Praline: Impressive. I pulled it off with the Lions, although I'm pretty sure I created a 7 foot Willie Beamen to be my quarterback in the process.

Actual quote from John Madden in either Madden 2001 or Madden 2003: "Shaun King is a coaches dream. He goes through his progressions, and he doesn't make many mistakes along the way."

This plaque is cruel.