Sorry Clay, but I don't think we can limit this to SEC fans only. I'm coming down there and bringing Big Ten Country with me.

The real problem here is an ad with a white guy posterizing a black guy.

I think there might be a 5th guy in this picture who's pleasuring the gentleman to Leinart's left from the rear.

This place could use a helipad.

As far as ESPN writers, at least Scoop Jackson is no longer the only writer operating at an elementary school grammar level.

@UkraineNotWeak: Hopefully he doesn't calculate the tip using a Willard

Can pirates be gunslingers?

@Evgeni Merkin: I would've taken Bob Golic from the College Years over Screech.

The most disappointing part of this story is that the seller wants to be paid in pounds.

@How do you spell retard?: I bet Dusty Rhodes was exactly what Nelson Rockefeller had in mind when he was pitching the American Dream in 1939.

Raiden applauds Mr. Nicholson's ability to harness the electricity.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: +1, although I would've gone with wood play rather than iron play

Ray Kinsella and Terrance Mann might be the only people in the world who think this was a good idea.

I bet Stu's one functioning eye was staring a hole through Nate Penn when he was asked this question.

@Kid Canada: Kind of like Shawn Michaels eclipsing Bret Hart in the late 1990's.

Can we get a petition started to engrave "I don't know what the committee was thinking letting in George Mason?" on Packer's grave when he dies?

And the thick crop of white wide receivers takes another hit.

If Elton Brand is a whale during free agency, then he's definitely beached during 80% of the season.

Undoubtedly what future Deadspin interns will look like.

@Hustler of Culture: "Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face."