Is that mustache on Decadurbin or HGH?

Jose Offerman approves of the aforementioned conduct.

@shea_guevara: How much do you think DJ Jazzy Jeff begged Will Smith to do a rap for that movie?

I think Rafael Nadal's one over-sized arm turned him into a giant long before this epic showdown.

I guess this is where some of the "Goobacks" from that South Park episode ended up...

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: The O'Jays disagree

@FEAST: Don Mattingly's wife thinks this is an amazing picture.

Nik Caner Medley approves of Ms. Cooke's handling of the DUI.

Ugh. I'd be more embarrassed if I were one of the players. And they're not even old enough to raise the "beer goggles" defense.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I think the Iceman's career could've used a push from some of the Secret Ooze in that movie.

@kayceebk: I have no love for anyone who fell victim to Kevin McAllister's Micro Machines on multiple occasions.

Celtic Pride in the 20th Century can only be summed up in 2 words: Dan Akroyd

Every time something goes right for Rocco, I find the theme from "Rocco's Modern Life" pounding through my brain.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I think it's safe to say that if Del Negro ever did dunk, it actually must have been the shoes.

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: Maybe a fight with Michael Lamb or Alan Beast could get Holyfield some cash.

There is no better display of athletic prowess than the somersault.

@SensitiveThug: Come now, Rick just wants to tell us how he's feeling...

Somewhere Mark Whitten's agent is busy calling up teams...

@Whitey Fisk: Maybe Young Spoaty

@spinachdip: Haha, I think I would've had to have bought a "Sega 32X" jersey to top that. Of course you could then counter by producing photographic evidence of someone sporting a "Wild Wild West" jersey, at which point I would cede the battle.